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Live from the Gardens: The Attack

This episode we’re talking tigers and peregrine falcons, two of the morphs from Animorphs #26: The Attack! What is the “Day of the Tiger”? Do falcons have teeth? What is a group of tigers called? Find out this week on Live from the Gardens!

Hypothetical Question of the Week: Which animal would be the better star of a teen coming-of-age movie?

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Animorphs #26: The Attack

Get ready for lava monsters with cool guns and weird accordion aliens as we discuss Animorphs #26: The Attack, the one where they’re whisked away to the Lego planet and we learn all about Crayak!

We’re joined by Ellimist-tier patron Andrew on this episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! Andrew has been enjoying the fruits of this donations for a while now, one of which is that he is granted a guest spot on an episode of our show! Everyone give Andrew a round of applause for being awesome!

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Live from the Gardens: The Extreme

Get ready for some real prey and predator trivia as we discuss the ringed seal and the polar bear, the two morphs acquired in Animorphs #25: The Extreme!

Ever wanted to know where a seal gives birth? What about male friendships between polar bears? Tune in to find out!

Hypothetical Question of the Week: Which would you rather have as a pet: a seal-sized polar bear or a bear-sized seal?

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Animorphs #25: The Extreme

Come cool off with The Dork-Bajir Chronicles this week as we talk Animorphs #25: The Extreme, the chilling tale of ice monsters, polar bears, and Marco’s subzero dating life!

Learn about how Brayden doesn’t know how to be sad, what Visser Three’s bedroom looks like, and cool names for a boy band consisting of the mysterious Five. Also, we recap the plot and whatever!

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Live from the Gardens: The Suspicion

We talk anteaters on this episode of Live from the Gardens about the morphs from Animorphs #24: The Suspicion!

Are all anteaters female? Why do insects stick to an anteater’s tongue? What is so special about the anteater’s stomach acid? As usual, tune in to find out the juicy answers and maybe, who knows, have a few chuckles along the way.

Hypothetical Question of the Week: Would you rather have the ridiculously long tongue of the anteater or would you rather have their claws and why?

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Animorphs #24: The Suspicion

We’re back for another Cassie book! This time, the Fanimorphs talk about Animorphs #24: The Suspicion, the one where the tiny but mighty Helmacrons try to steal the morphing cube.

We talk some hard science this episode: quantum foam, tiny physics, creationism, the South Park video game, Harry Potter…well, I guess maybe not ALL super scientific but you know what I mean.

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The Andalite Chronicles: Part 3

The big finale of The Andalite Chronicles comes crashing down on Mikael, Tessa, and Brayden as they are showered in sci fi craziness! Join us as we talk time paradoxes in our discussion of The Andalite Chronicles: An Alien Dies, part 3 of Elfangor’s origin story!

This book has essentially the coolest sci fi premises out of anything in the whole series so buckle up for our discussion of space- versus time-warping, more talk of Taxxon biology, and that crazy ass scene in the TIme Matrix tornado of time warpiness!

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The Andalite Chronicles: Part 2

We’re back for the meaty middle section of The Andalite Chronicles: Alloran’s Choice. We walk you through the Taxxon homeworld and Elfangor’s movements through it.

If you like lengthy discussions about the ethics and logistics of war tactics, this episode is for you. Also, if you like discussing the biology (and even psychology) of fictional alien species, this is DEFINITELY for you.

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The Andalite Chronicles: Part 1

The story of Elfangor! Finally! We talk about part one of The Andalite Chronicles this week and get deep into the story of the purple alien that started it all.

We discuss the logic of Andalite life (including Andalite plastic, Andalite formal wear, and weak Andalite bodies), what meat does to your brain, and whether or not Loren and Elfangor deserve to be together. Tune in for the first of this three part series on the origin of the biggest hero in Animorphs lore!

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Live from the Gardens: The Pretender

We talk rabbits, rabbits, and more rabbits this week on Live from the Gardens! As the only new morph from Animorphs #23: The Pretender, rabbits are the star of the show this time around.

How many rabbit babies can two rabbits make in seven years? What’s up with the two different poo types that rabbits lay? What would happen if you only ate rabbit meat for your protein? Find out the answer to this and more by tuning in!

Hypothetical Question of the Week: If you could have one human job but you were a rabbit, what would that job be?