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TV Series: Episode 9 and 10

We’re back for more punishment as The Dork-Bajir Chronicles (and Jarred) take on more of the godawful mistake that was the Animorphs TV Series. This week we discuss episodes 9 and 10, titled The Capture Part 1 and Part 2, the one where Jake gets a Yeerk in his head!

You can find more of Jarred’s stuff at www.collectivelegacy.org/2nerdsinabasement or on instagram at @vanillajayy.

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Live from the Gardens: The Next Passage

Well, at least these books are good for SOMEthing! We talk about a bunch of the morphs from Alternamorphs: The Next Passage on this episode of Live from the Gardens! We cover everything from komodo dragons to the mythical Howlers! Splice in a healthy dose of puns and a dash of us interrupting each other as usual and you get the perfect episode of Fanimorphs!

Hypothetical Question: If you had to force one of the hosts to be stuck in a morph forever, which one would it be and why?

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Alternamorphs #2: The Next Passage

Oh no. OH NO. Another one?? That’s right: it’s time for another Choose Your Own Adventure escapade as The Dork-Bajir Chronicles reads Alternamorphs #2: The Next Passage!

This is the one where you play as David but in an alternate timeline through some questionable Ellimist interference. Don’t worry though! It makes just as little sense as the first Alternamorphs, only with characters your recognize this time!

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Live from the Gardens: The Attack

This episode we’re talking tigers and peregrine falcons, two of the morphs from Animorphs #26: The Attack! What is the “Day of the Tiger”? Do falcons have teeth? What is a group of tigers called? Find out this week on Live from the Gardens!

Hypothetical Question of the Week: Which animal would be the better star of a teen coming-of-age movie?

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Animorphs #26: The Attack

Get ready for lava monsters with cool guns and weird accordion aliens as we discuss Animorphs #26: The Attack, the one where they’re whisked away to the Lego planet and we learn all about Crayak!

We’re joined by Ellimist-tier patron Andrew on this episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! Andrew has been enjoying the fruits of this donations for a while now, one of which is that he is granted a guest spot on an episode of our show! Everyone give Andrew a round of applause for being awesome!

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Live from the Gardens: The Extreme

Get ready for some real prey and predator trivia as we discuss the ringed seal and the polar bear, the two morphs acquired in Animorphs #25: The Extreme!

Ever wanted to know where a seal gives birth? What about male friendships between polar bears? Tune in to find out!

Hypothetical Question of the Week: Which would you rather have as a pet: a seal-sized polar bear or a bear-sized seal?

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Animorphs #25: The Extreme

Come cool off with The Dork-Bajir Chronicles this week as we talk Animorphs #25: The Extreme, the chilling tale of ice monsters, polar bears, and Marco’s subzero dating life!

Learn about how Brayden doesn’t know how to be sad, what Visser Three’s bedroom looks like, and cool names for a boy band consisting of the mysterious Five. Also, we recap the plot and whatever!

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Live from the Gardens: The Suspicion

We talk anteaters on this episode of Live from the Gardens about the morphs from Animorphs #24: The Suspicion!

Are all anteaters female? Why do insects stick to an anteater’s tongue? What is so special about the anteater’s stomach acid? As usual, tune in to find out the juicy answers and maybe, who knows, have a few chuckles along the way.

Hypothetical Question of the Week: Would you rather have the ridiculously long tongue of the anteater or would you rather have their claws and why?

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Animorphs #24: The Suspicion

We’re back for another Cassie book! This time, the Fanimorphs talk about Animorphs #24: The Suspicion, the one where the tiny but mighty Helmacrons try to steal the morphing cube.

We talk some hard science this episode: quantum foam, tiny physics, creationism, the South Park video game, Harry Potter…well, I guess maybe not ALL super scientific but you know what I mean.