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TV Series: Episode 23

Brayden and Mikael are back for another episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles where they discuss the Animorphs TV series! This week they’ll be talking about episode 23, called “The Front.”

We talk about cell phones with Yeerks in them, how to fail at morphing a bat, and Ax’s general awfulness, once again. Hope you’re ready to be seduced by Gustav’s great deals!

This week’s Fanimail: @KierinAndrews and @TheKingleMingle 

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TV Series: Episode 22

This time on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles, Brayden and Mikael discuss Episode 22 of the Animorphs TV Series called “My Name is Erek.” Predictably, it is bad. 

As if feeding his shoe an ice cream cone wasn’t bad enough, Ax has some top tier idiot plotlines in this one. We also witness the most 90s of 90s characters: Erek the Chee. Get ready for terrifying dog holograms and murdered motorists cause this episode has it all!

This week’s Fanimail: Toby and @LegoRats

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The Speaking Tree: Animorphs #40

This week on The Speaking Tree, we dive back into Animorphs #40: The Hidden and try to piece together a better honeypot for our buzzworthy friend, Gafinilan! We answer the following questions:

How would you do reconnaissance and approach Gafinilan’s house and how would you communicate with him at first?

How would you use morphing to deal with missing a limb?

How would you use a honey bee morph in your own life for purely personal reasons?

This week’s Fanimail: Myriam RD

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Animorphs #40: The Other

Marco’s back, and he’s looking even shorter compared to the buff Andalite the gang meets in Animorphs #40: The Other! We talk bumblebees and Princely power moves this week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles.

We talk about the politics of a potentially gay couple of Andalites as well as make fun of and poke at the usual stuff!

This week’s Fanimail: Sean Sprague

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The Speaking Tree: Animorphs #39

We are once again joined by the esteemed patron Steam Driven, also known as Adam! With his help, we dive back in to Animorphs #39: The HIdden and answer the following questions:

How would you have dealt with the buffa-human situation?

How would you use morphing to take care of sick animals (a la Wildlife Rehabilitation Clinic)?

How would you use an African Cape Buffalo morph in your own life for purely personal reasons?

This week’s Fanimail: Gwen Nicole and @moviepollz

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Animorphs #39: The Hidden

This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles, we read Animorphs #39: The Hidden, the one with the buffa-human! That’s right folks: get ready to question your morality in regards to giving sentience to non-sentient organisms, cause you’re in for a treat!

Also we talk about Chapman’s weiner in this one. Just saying.

This week’s Fanimail: @GwynLinisso and @TheKingleMingle

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The Speaking Tree: Animorphs #38

This week we tackle the most alien of questions as we delve just a bit deeper into Animorphs #38: The Arrival on this episode of The Speaking Tree! We answer the following questions:

If you were Jake, how would you have gotten Ax to infiltrate the assassination team?

If you had to introduce an alien to Earth foods, how would you use morphing to show them the best of the best?

How would you use a northern harrier morph in your own life for purely personal reasons?

This week’s Fanimail: @youreanthony and @ElgeneRosetta

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Animorphs #38: The Arrival

We’re back for another Ax attack! This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles we read Animorphs #38: The Arrival, the Ax book where an Andalite team of assassins lands on Earth to kill Visser Three! Also, Ax gets horny for the first female Andalite he’s seen in years, although it’s all tinged with a bit of sexism (oops). 

This week’s Fanimail: @PotatoToesies and @Kierin_Andrews

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The Speaking Tree: Animorphs #37

Jake’s on vacation and the gang is left to their own devices! This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles, we talk about what we would do if we were in the same position as the teenage rogues in Animorphs #37: The Weakness.

Questions we answered this week: 

How would you have dealt with not having Jake around during the Inspector’s visit?

How would you use morphing to deal with hanging out with your group of friends but that one “integral” friend isn’t there? 

How would you use a cheetah morph in your own life for purely personal reasons?

This week’s Fanimail: @the_slan and @ElgeneRosetta

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Animorphs #37: The Weakness

Finally back into some good ol’ Animorphs books! This week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles we read Animorphs #37: The Weakness, the one where Rachel gets to be boss for once! Spoiler: she’s not as good as Jake.

This is also the one with the not-quite-an-Andalite, Sonic the Hedgehog alien that is apparently going to be a member of the Council of Thirteen for some reason.

This week’s Fanimail: ‎Matthew Ferrantino