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Animorphs #14: The Unknown

This week the Fanimorphs dig their teeth into Animorphs #14: The Unknown, the one where they infiltrate a secret military base and find an Andalite toilet!

If you’re in the mood for poop jokes and us talking over each other, you’re in for a treat! We talk morphing betting rings, how Tessa gets offended for horses, and whether or not horses can give themselves abortions. Strap in!

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05 – Urban Agriculture w. Shawn Gray

Beautiful human being Shawn Gray is on this episode to talk about urban farming and how we can all take ownership of our food.

Have you ever wondered how you could start growing your own food, at whatever scale you need? Do you know what a nasturtium is? Are there any turkeys in your life that you’re just waiting to kill and eat? No matter what you answered, we’ve got the conversation for you!

You can get into touch with Shawn through his organization Rainbow Connection Edmonton: (www.ssucedmonton.com/rainbow-connection) or (www.facebook.com/RainbowConnectionEdmonton) or via the Edmonton Garbage Warriors: (www.facebook.com/groups/1712042502414811).

Intro sample: “March of the Spoons” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Outro sample: “Port Horizon” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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04 – Art & Beautiful, Dead Corpses w. Lisa Jones

Join my past-self and Edmonton artist Lisa Jones as we discuss how she recreates life with paint, the purpose of those little placards in galleries, and a “Nazi Jesus Teddy Bear Painting”. More to the point, we talk about how pulling beauty from all the ugliness in the world for your art can serve as a type of self-healing; and that’s really dope.

Check out her website (www.lisajones.info) or www.instagram.com/jonesiest or www.facebook.com/ArtbyLisaJones to see all of her amazing art!

Intro sample: “March of the Spoons” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Outro sample: “Port Horizon” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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03 – Communication Technology & The X-Men Movies w. Nathan Eveneshen

Prepare your ears for the sounds of me and Nathan Eveneshen talking about two completely related topics: communicating via technology and the X-Men film franchise! We dive into the semantics of ellipses, discuss whether or not technology exacerbates miscommunication, and, through the magic of a 100% organic segue, break down the 9 X-Men films (sorry Deadpool).

Agree? Disagree? You’re Mitch’s elementary school friend who got called out on this episode? Let us know in the comments below & thanks for listening! [Apologies for the weird robo-voices early in the episode – some mic cables got loose – but that’s the charm of Season 0]

Intro sample: “March of the Spoons” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Outro sample: “Port Horizon” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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02 – Art & Technology w. Desiree Leverenz

Today’s guest is the impeccable Desiree Leverenz, who is pursuing her Masters work at the University of York in Toronto. She’s here today to talk with us about what kind of work she’s getting up to, the intersection between art and technology, and how art functions as a means for revolution (at certain levels).

Check out her Instagram @desireeleverenz to keep up with her wonderful work. (Sorry about the audio-level inconsistencies, this was our first tele-interview and we hope to have this issue solved as go forward)

Intro sample: “March of the Spoons” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Outro sample: “Port Horizon” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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The Hork-Bajir Chronicles

Jump into an alien invasion this week on Fanimorphs: The Dork-Bajir Chronicles when we talk about The Hork-Bajir Chronicles! We talk everything from Visser Three’s relatability to Dak Hamee’s eight-pack abs to Hork-Bajir teeth.

We’re also joined this week by our friend Andrew, curator and memelord of Vissermeme fame! You can find more of his stuff on Tumblr at vissermeme.tumblr.com, on Twitter as @visserfuckin3 and on Instagram as @yeerkfilth.

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01 – Star Wars w. Dustin Meisinger

My friend Dustin Meisinger comes in to discuss the Star Wars franchise! We rank all 8 films, discuss the Prequels, and some of our favourite non-movie Star Wars things. Check him out on Instagram @DustinMeisinger – he’s pretty rad. Also check out “The Beginning: The Making of Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace”

Music credits:
Intro sample: “March of the Spoons” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Outro sample: “Port Horizon” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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Ingestion Erection

CHECK OUT THIS WEEK’S AD HERE.

Mikael takes us on a sexual odyssey after watching Mellow Mushroom Pizza Baker’s poorly executed “Clinically Proven 30” tv ad.

This ad, an awkwardly-delivered parody of a Viagra commercial, does so many things wrong, we barely have time to list them all. From creepy threesome doctors to the tragic demise of Herb and Carnie, this episode is rife with psychoanalysis and general fetishisms.

With some context, we manage to make this into something serviceable, although…do you really need edgy ads to sell pizza? EVERYONE ALREADY LIKES PIZZA.

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Business Surfers

CHECK OUT THIS WEEK’S AD HERE.

Welcome to inADmissible, a podcast about bad ads and how to fix them! In our inaugural episode, we talk about Lexus Canada’s misguided dramatic venture: “Elevated.”

We go over the multiple ways this ad completely fails to sell us a Lexus including the strange multi-timeline narrative, the inexcusable and baffling lack of actual surfing, and the absence of featured features.

Like in all inADmissible episodes, we build this ad back up from nothing, crafting it into something that might actually succeed in selling the product it was intended to sell. Unfortunately, this leads us down some dark paths such as a sinister murder plot and a hail Mary toss at the back of a Suicide Prevention playbook..