Dec 19th – “Star Wars, Y’all”

Hello friends! Guess who just saw Star Wars? And guess who’s not saying anything about it? This is a spoiler-free zone where we gush about how much we like the movie and about how people helping people is Tessa’s favourite thing. Also: Someone on the pod used to be a horse girl; guess who!

A note: This is our last podcast for 2017! Fingers crossed that 2018 rises out of the ashes of this dumpster fire and becomes a phoenix everyone can enjoy.

Highlights: All the Stars with none of the Wars, Dogs with Flower Crowns, People Helping People, PEOPLE HELPING PEOPLE.


Animorphs #12: The Reaction

This week we’re talking DNA burps in Animorphs #12: The Reaction, the one where Rachel acquires a croc and saves a kid at the zoo, Harambe-style, then is so allergic to it that she has to barf it out through her back.

More importantly, we find out that Jeremy Jason McCole is joining The Sharing! Even more important than that: MARCO MORPHS A LLAMA AND IS AMAZING. Listen in as we marvel at Marco’s amazingness and discuss possible puberty theories. As usual, Brayden and Tessa pile on Mikael when he tries to introduce some valid literary criticism to the cast.


Live from the Gardens: The First Journey

This week on Live from the Gardens we change things up a bit and play a game of Choose Your Own Trivia! Brayden and Tessa compete in a rapid fire showdown to see who knows the most about the huge variety of animals that show up in Alternamorphs #1: The First Journey, the book we talked about last week.

Rivalries flare as we talk bone-chomping, businesses of ferrets, and so much more!

Hypothetical Question of the Week: if the Fanimorphs were part of the Animorphs gang, what would their roles be?


Dec 5th – “Give A Home For Christmas”

Waah! Sorry we missed another week there, folks! This podcasting gig is hard! But we’ve got an episode chock-full of Christmas feels and good times so maybe that makes up for all of our mistakes. The audio gets a little weird at the end, disclaimer, so go into your Tuesday understanding that humans make mistakes and so does technology.

Highlights: Wild Cat, Coffee Slurping, Help The Homeless Have Homes C’mon, A ‘Humble’ Five-Room Cottage, Crawl Out Through The Fallout.

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Alternamorphs #1: The First Journey

This week we, your esteemed sources of Animorphs discourse, talk about Alternamorphs #1: The First Journey, the first of the Choose Your Own Adventure Animorph books!

Our Host and our Newbie both only got one chance to make it through the adventure and, big surprise, they died almost immediately, although Brayden did do some good giraffe kicks before he lost.

This book is terrible and Mikael makes it clear that he hates it.


War: Year 1 – Episode 13: Snik Chaperones

Snik and Chumf reach the outskirts of the capital, and Chumf reveals his true mission. Will they be able to sneak around these guard towers without being noticed?

Highlights: Bobby on the beat? No, Kobolds on the beat, the PC stays ICY, the DM hurts herself.

Song used this episode: Easy Lemon by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Theme music is Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod (
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