Bloopers Part 1

Ever wondered which parts of Fanimorphs: The Dork-Bajir Chronicles could be so bad that even WE thought it should be cut from the episode? Well, you’re about to find out!

This week we talk pizza pockets, wiping a dog’s bum, and logical fallacies intrinsic to Applegate’s basic science-fiction premises. Also, which Animorphs correspond to which Friend from the hit 90s television series, Friends.


War: Year 1 – Episode 10: Snik’s Story

And thus begins Year 1! Today we meet Snik, a kobold barbarian with a Secret Special Mission. And a lovely family. Hope none of them die tragically!

Highlights: #Kobold, Gee Thanks Gramma Rink, the PC goes OooooOoooOooo, the DM gets interrupted by her roommate.


Episode 5: Oct 10 – 23

HELLO AND WELCOME BACK! October has been a weird month, eh? Hopefully next week will also be a Good News Week! But until then, enjoy this extra-long, extra-weird episode of Good News Everyone!

News highlights: Boys and Girls of Scouts America, you’ve got to tell us if you’re a snitch (don’t be a snitch), Kardashian Klan Pregnancy Scan, Tessa drops mad hints of when her birthday is and what she’d like for a present.


Animorphs #9: The Secret

We’re finally back for a deep, deep dive into another Cassie book: Animorphs #9: The Secret. We talk termite queens, Spiderman versus Batman, and some high-tension Cassie/Jake interactions. Brayden tries to argue that K.A. Applegate was referencing “I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream”…AGAIN.

NOTE: Mikael’s audio was lost for this episode so we hired an out-of-work English actor to read his lines for him.


Live from the Gardens: The Alien

In this very special episode of Live from the Gardens, the Fanimorphs talk about rattlesnakes and human beings, the two main morphs from Animorphs #8: The Alien.

Did you know not every rattlesnake bite is venomous? Did you know human beings have less bones as adults than they do as babies? Can you name the various ways humans display mating prowess and availability? Find out the answer to these questions and more on this week’s episode of Live from the Gardens!


War: Year 0 – 1 – Episode 9: The History of Álund

This week’s episode is a little different. Here, we learn a bit about the history of Álund, the country that this story is taking place. Join us next time where we will meet our new character.

Background music is Hidden Past by Kevin MacLeod (
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Animorphs #8: The Alien

Finally, an Ax book! We dive into Animorphs #8: The Alien and find out just what is so fantastic about the cinnamon bun-zah.

Get ready for a hot take on Ax’s honor rituals, his relationships with the “real” Animorphs, and his strange desire to eat anything and everything. Also, the answer to the burning question: how do Andalites eat? Warning: the answer is very stupid.