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Live from the Gardens: The Andalite’s Gift

We are joined once again by Adam Heap in our never-ending quest to quiz everyone about every animal fact under the sun! Since Megamorphs is so prolific with its morphs, we decided to talk about them all in our brand new mega-quiz, mega-showdown format! Lucky us, Adam works in an actual zoo and went to school for animal-learning, so we’re sure to be shown up.

You can find more of Adam on Twitter (@AHeapOfGames), Youtube (AHeapOfGames), and, of course, on the Animorphs Discord chat. If you’d like to join the conversation (we did!), hit up Adam Heap for a well-earned invite!

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Megamorphs #1: The Andalite’s Gift

We finally tackle one of the Animorphs side stories in this episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles as we discuss Megamorphs #1: The Andalite’s Gift.

To help us get through this megabook, we enlisted the help of a megaguest, one Adam Heap, long-time Animorphs fan and real-life zoologist. Adam joins us as we talk about crazy ladies who live in the woods, whether or not puberty was delayed for Tobias, and how to mispronounce the word “bagel.”

You can find more of Adam on Twitter (@AHeapOfGames), Youtube (AHeapOfGames), and, of course, on the Animorphs Discord chat. If you’d like to join the conversation (we did!), slide into Adam’s DMs to get one of those juicy, juicy invites.

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Live from the Gardens: The Stranger

This week on Live from the Gardens, we talk about the African Elephant and the Grizzly Bear, two of the main morphs from Animorphs #7: The Stranger, the book we talked about last week on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles.

Brayden and Tessa do badly on the quiz, as usual, but they learn a lot in the process, both about animals and themselves. For example: what kind of orgies do elephants have? What does a Grizzly Bear’s penis look like? What kind of strange sexual animal movies did Brayden watch as a child? All this and more on this week’s deep dive into badly-researched animals facts!

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Animorphs #7: The Stranger

Continuing to avoid the Yeerks, the Dork-Bajir Chronicles are back as the Fanimorphs pick through Animorphs #7: The Stranger.

We airhorn through divorce proceedings, question what god even is, and contemplate what the Animorphs might be forced to do after they’re captured by the Yeerks. While SOME may think Tobias would be eaten, the intelligent member of the Fanimorphs (i.e. the one who writes the descriptions) is correct in assuming he would NOT. Enjoy!