Live from the Gardens: The Capture

This week’s Live from the Gardens is chock full of important information about the American Cockroach and the Siberian Tiger, the two main morphs from Animorphs #6: The Capture.

We cover all the important stuff like how depressing it is that the human race has almost completely killed out tigers but how ligers are a pretty cool thing so maybe it’s not all bad? We also cover the ASMR of roaches for Brayden’s sake and, for the sake of all our listeners, we discuss how to survive if we were ever Jumanji’d into the jungle


Animorphs #6: The Capture

We’re back for some more lively conversation about the extremely relevant details of Animorphs #6: The Capture such as Ghostface Killah vs Martin Shkreli and How to Jill With Your Own Breasts.

Have you ever wondered how Yeerks could be used to deliver top notch porn? Or maybe you’ve questioned about whether Ax is depressed or not? More importantly, just exactly HOW rock’n’roll are the foreign invaders? All this and more on this week’s Dork-Bajir Chronicles!


Live from the Gardens: The Predator

We converse about the American Lobster and the Black Garden Ant in this, the most disgusting and suicide-prone episode of Live from the Gardens about Animorphs #5: The Predator.

Want to know how to convince ants to kill each other? Or maybe you’re wondering about the various uses of lobster claws? Even worse, maybe you’re here to learn more about how the patriarchy is leaking into children’s books about ants? Whatever you’re here for, the Fanimorphs have got you covered.


Animorphs #5: The Predator

Marco finally stars in his own book in Animorphs #5: The Predator, just in time for Fanimorphs: The Dork-Bajir Chronicles to dissect it, piece by piece.

We ponder over Marco’s apparent Brooklyn accent, what 90s material Marco’s dad touches himself to, and the horror of being ripped apart. We’re your one-stop shop for accidental racism and constantly interrupting each other!