Animorphs #2: The Visitor

We’re back for more! The gang discusses Animorphs #2: The Visitor in this week’s episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles, including such relevant details as how to terrorize a vice principal, what kind of beast it takes to scare a Yeerk, and the body horror of a Controller losing control.

Why do Controllers watch blank screens if they’re trying to blend in? What is the nature of morphing in relation to addiction? How did NO ONE see these kids morphing sick animals in the middle of the suburbs? Find out the answers to all these questions and more in this episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles!

Thanks for listening!


Live from the Gardens: The Invasion

This week is our inaugural Live from the Gardens! Listen in as the Fanimorphs talk about how budding Animorphs might better blend in while in morph by going over some key details of the animals acquired in Animorphs #1: The Invasion.

Get ready to delve into the world of the Domestic Dog and the Green Anole Lizard: color blindness, lizard smarts, and general reproductive talk are what await you in this episode.

Fair warning: there is and will probably continue to be a fair bit of discussion centering around animal sex in this and future episodes so…strap in, I guess.


Animorphs #1: The Invasion

In this extra long, extra good first episode, we begin our journey into the sci-fi masterpiece known as Animorphs by K.A. Applegate. Brayden laboriously covers the plot of Animorphs #1: The Invasion while Mikael and Tessa poke and prod him for pronunciations of alien species and other first impressions he might have.


The Introduction

Welcome to Fanimorphs: The Dork-Bajir Chronicles!

This episode is meant to introduce the concept of our show and give you a little more information on who we are as Fanimorphs. The Host will go over the basic premises of our two shows, The Dork-Bajir Chronicles and Live from the Gardens, both of which will be published on this feed, alternating week to week.

Stick around for the end of the episode if you want to hear the initial premise of the Animorphs series and a few key mechanics of the story.

Thanks for listening!


War: Year 0 – Episode 6: Dossa In The Mountain

Episode six! Dossa, Bertram, and Leeko finally arrive at the mountains. But their journey is far from over…

Highlights: Dyna-sawrs, the PC forgets how to do spell stuff, the DM forgets how to do character voices, Bertram gets jealous.

Songs used in this episode: Space Fighter Loop, Scheming Weasel, Ryno’s Theme, Air Prelude, Intrepid, all by Kevin MacLeod (

Audio clip from The Adventure Zone: Episode 12 – Murder on the Rockport Limited

Theme music is Adventure Meme by Kevin MacLeod (